
"Summer Camp" and "Chris").Įven with his rash behavior, Dan does have a sense of morality and will occasionally do the right thing. He can also be very harsh, in both a negative and positive sense as well, but the latter is only seen rarely (e.g. He can also be very sensitive, in both the negative and positive sense of the word. In many of his "missions" he is surprisingly often right in his outlandish assumptions. Always in a jobless state and poor living causes Dan to become rightfully raged at the things that cause his added pain. He's very comical and childish, often referred to as a "big kid" by Chris. He has very bad luck with anything mechanical and can accidentally cause major damage. His everyday outfit consists of blue jeans, black ankle boots, and a black T-shirt that says 'JERK' in white letters.ĭan is an extremely short-tempered man, who can and will become enraged with nearly anything that. Mumbles.ĭan has messy black hair, green eyes, a poorly shaven beard, a soul-patch, and round teeth. He also has poor communication skills towards other people in soft moments, so he sometimes has trouble with admitting his true feelings and comfort ( The Catburglar, The Animal Shelter) yet is able to properly show his love to animals and pets, such as his cat Mr. ( Burgerphile, the Animal Shelter, Parents, The Family Thanksgiving, and The Family Cruise.). He can appear to be selfish and seem that he doesn't care what happens to others, though he's also known to hide his true feelings and is reluctant to admit them. He will stop at nothing to make sure he settles the score even if his win is pointless, if it costs him more than he gets out of it. He believes the entire world is out to get him, which is true most of the time. Dan takes things he considers low standard (such as Ninja Dave, anything on Dan's list, normal misbehaved children, Chris, etc.) impersonally, while taking higher instigations (such as balloon cultists, demon bosses, abusive summer camp directors, extorting-thuggish children, wolf-men, etc.) very personally. He also sets out to undergo whatever methods necessary to stop the cause of this tripled agitation (upon him or, occasionally, the whole of the society) through his "revenge missions".

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In stark contrast to how a normal, comfortably living person might deal with things, he instead takes matters to into his own hands, his solutions varying anywhere from assault to full on endangerment (which explains his vast criminal record), once he decides he can't restrain his anger anymore. Whether due his poor living standards expounded by no job or by a horrible and terrifying childhood, he has been noted as decidedly unable to overcome this compounded stress. While expressing a very shallow and abrasive demeanor, in reality, he is simply too overwhelmed with stress, becoming overly-sensitive to everyday pet peeves.

Dan is a short-tempered man with a mission to exact revenge on anyone and anything he deems has wronged him.
